Why does a match smell so good after you blow it out?
Why does your favorite shirt always get messed up in the wash?
Why is there never a pen around when you need one?
Why does no one ever call until you're in the middle of something?
Why do shortened workweeks always feel the longest?
Why does morning always come too soon, no matter how much you've slept?
Why don't they still make music like they did in the 90's?
Why do I just have to listen to the end of a song before I get out of the car, even though it's on my mp3 player and I can listen to it anytime I want, as many times as I want?
Why do "internet friends" get me better then RL friends most of the time?
Why is the book always better than the movie?
Why can movies you've already seen, and songs you've already heard still make you cry?
Why isn't there someone who makes hard decisions for us when we're older, just like when we're kids?
Why don't good times last forever?
Why do some people feel an obsessive need to make themselves feel important?
Why do amazing things happen at the most inconvenient times?
Why do the best friends have to be so far away?
Why does love find you when you're not looking for it, and evade you when you are?
Why is there a bad outcome when there are all good choices?
Why aren't the head and the heart always on the same team?
Why isn't there a map for life?
Why isn't the right thing always obvious?
Why can't everything be easy?
Why are there so many why's with no answers?
because, because, because because becaaaaaauuuuuseee... because of the wonderful things he does * double heel click* WEEEEEE'RE off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of ozzzzz!
ReplyDeleteWhy does a match smell so good after you blow it out?
>cuz it reminds u of birthdays and campfires!
Why does your favorite shirt always get messed up in the wash?
>well, these lil' trolls live in the dryer, and their sole purpose in life is to try to make shirts tiny for their tiny race.
Why is there never a pen around when you need one?
>well, chances are, someone chewed on the end of said pen... so u don't really want it!
Why does no one ever call until you're in the middle of something?
>because humans have evolved to sense when another human being has a)hair dye on their head, b) hands full of soap c)just gotten into a bath
Why do shortened workweeks always feel the longest?
>I WANNA KNOW THAT TOO!
Why does morning always come too soon, no matter how much you've slept?
>it does... secretly, when u close your eyes, time speeds by and nobody ever gets more than 4 hours sleep...
Why don't they still make music like they did in the 90's?
>i ask myself that all the time.. except about the 60s/70s
Why do I just have to listen to the end of a song before I get out of the car, even though it's on my mp3 player and I can listen to it anytime I want, as many times as I want?
>because it feels like you are cutting someone off mid story to leave and ignore them.. you can talk to them again, but you GOTTA stick around for the story... to be polite!
Why do "internet friends" get me better then RL friends most of the time?
>because i'm amazing... AHAHAH.. jk.. because online, you can't hide behind a fake laugh, fake smile... words reveal a lot about people, and we are soon won over by someone's ability to "put themselves out there" whereas in person it sometimes seems people are just ... playing games.
Why is the book always better than the movie?
>because of the characters.. and how we picture them... it is RUINED if u read the books again after the movie.. cuz u lose the image of how the character would sound/look/act.
Why can movies you've already seen, and songs you've already heard still make you cry?
>because we are pisces darling...
Why isn't there someone who makes hard decisions for us when we're older, just like when we're kids?
> there are.. but they cost way too much, and they are driven by money... we need ADULT kindergarten teachers!!! (like for adults... obvi teachers are adults! ahah)
Why don't good times last forever?
>because then they would just be times...
Why do some people feel an obsessive need to make themselves feel important?
>huh? i wasn't listening... i was polishing my awards while getting a pedicure and ordering a lexus online...
Why do amazing things happen at the most inconvenient times?
>because the other times someone is calling when you are busy! ahahha ;)
Why do the best friends have to be so far away?
because... distance makes the heart grow fonder <3
Why does love find you when you're not looking for it, and evade you when you are?
>because it is when u need it... and when u don't.
Why is there a bad outcome when there are all good choices?
>because someone stepped on a crack and a spider AND didn't throw salt... argh!
Why aren't the head and the heart always on the same team?
>because then there would be no great love stories....
Why isn't there a map for life?
>i'm pretty sure google is on that as we speak...
Why isn't the right thing always obvious?
>because free will is an effed up thing.... and it is just the universe's way of making you reconsider before u make the decision.
Why can't everything be easy?
>blame it on bieber.
Why are there so many why's with no answers?
> because.... :)
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